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McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, NOVAAnarchy1.21.1, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, Website

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.

Virtual AI Artistry 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4chanX Catbox userscript, ACO, ai generated art, AI generated images, aids, ARTISTRY, Cloud Hosted Installs, ddg, DEGEN, EDG, EF+HLL Guide, Embed Thread Archive, G.., getting started, GPU Performance Data, HDG FAQ, Hypernetworks, klalalalalalalalala~, ldg, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, models, NovelAI wiki, related tags, Trash, udg, VG, virtual, VT, vtai, VTai Resources, VTai Scripts, VTai Wiki, vtaiArchive, Vtuber, VTuber LoRAs, VTuber Model Mixes, VTuber Prompt List, VTuber XL Loras

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5736	Votes:	3185
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Hey yo, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and klalalalalalalalala~ Edition madness!

Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server that has an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality? Plus, our server is so crazy that even the /vtai/ Wiki is DOWN and TBD – talk about living life on the edge!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got resources galore, from VTuber XL Loras to LoRA checklists to VTuber prompt lists. And don’t even get me started on our Catbox scripts – they’re so wild, they’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaotic world of /vtai/ where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Votes:	1510	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

TankTasticMC

ammunition, armored vehicles, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Meat Grinder, Military, military strategy, russia, russia ukraine, supply chain, Tanks, TankTasticMC, UKRAINIAN, War, weapons

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4039	Votes:	104
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	8988	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where we have a crazy storyline that will blow your mind!

Picture this: Russia is running out of tanks to feed into the Ukrainian meat grinder. That’s right, tanks! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tanks for you to ride around in and cause chaos on the battlefield.

Join our server and become a tank-driving, meat-grinding legend! Build your own base, form alliances, and dominate the competition. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cosmic Nap Time

astronomical observation, Astronomy, Celestial, Cosmic, cosmic event, discovery, early universe, Food, Galaxy, massive black hole, NAP, Observation, overeating, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Space, Spotted, study, Time

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have a massive black hole that’s taking a nap after eating too much! it’s like a cosmic buffet up in here, with black holes just chillin and snoozin. who needs regular old minecraft when you can explore the wonders of the universe in our server? plus, maybe you’ll stumble upon some intergalactic snacks while you’re at it. join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crankshafted

apply, Builds, Community, cool people, Crankshafted, Creative, Epic, Experience, Exploration, Explore, Favorite, Friendly, hanging out, INTENSE, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Private, Server, smp, Unique, world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Name	Crankshafted
Type	Private SMP
Website	http://crankshafted.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: To apply, visit crankshafted.com and fill out the application form.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for passionate Minecraft players who are ready to dive into a unique SMP experience and contribute to building a friendly, creative community.

Q: What can I expect to find on Crankshafted?

A: Crankshafted offers a fresh, unexplored world for epic builds, intense exploration, and hanging out with cool people.

Q: Is Crankshafted open to everyone?

A: Crankshafted is a private SMP server, so interested players need to apply and be accepted to join the community.