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CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mines Excavated:	4928	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Emeralds Found:	8056	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	4622
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoomieWars Minecraft Server

aita, Communication Issues, fair room assignment, last minute changes, Minecraft, noise concerns, online work, planning ahead, room agreement, room allocation, room dispute, room preferences, room selection, room selection process, room size, RoomieWars, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, Server, shared flat, University housing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7875
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	70
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

DadDeniedMC

absent father, blended family, choosing family, DadDeniedMC, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, parental involvement, stepdad, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

blockwars, CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, civilians, death toll, diplomatic talks, global crisis, heartbreaking news, human rights violations, innocent victims, international conflict, Peace, peace negotiations, peace summit, political turmoil, Russian actions, summit, Tragedy, tragic loss, violence, War Crimes, wrong

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

PhysioRideCraft

bipedal form, block evaporation, Brains, capitalize, domesticated animals, Evolution, evolutionarily selected, evolutionary pressure, hair, happenstance, happy accident, MOUNT, physiology, PhysioRideCraft, ride animals, saddle animals, shaped bodies, sweat, THUMBS, traverse long distances

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1617	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

CraftyKidsExposed

Abuse, childhood exposure, children, concerns, CraftyKidsExposed, data, domestic violence, global estimates, Impact, inappropriate, intervention, Measurement, mental health, negative outcomes, research, researchers, statistics, Tools, Trauma, Violence prevention, worldwide

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	125	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!