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CraftyVibes: Where Creepers Dance and Villagers Party! #vibes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crops Grown:	7434	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild west town on steroids!

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the infamous Chicken Whisperer who can communicate with poultry in 7 different languages.

But beware, there’s a rumor that a secret underground disco party is hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a gang of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to find it and boogie down with the undead?

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyVibesMC – Get your blocky groove on at ‘/vtes/’!

74878583, blocky, CraftyVibesMC, ES, general, Groove, indies, Previous thread, vtes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for adventure! The player had to defeat the chicken in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with the Pigman King and embark on quests to slay the evil Veggie Villains who threaten to turn the kingdom into a salad bar. It’s a pork-tastic adventure you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic quests, dance battles with chickens, and a kingdom of bacon? It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and join the madness!

Crafty Kraut Kompound – No Creepers Allowed!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join? Let me tell you some wild stories about what goes down on our server:

Once, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But, the catch was they had to defeat a giant chicken boss to claim their loot. Spoiler alert: the chicken turned out to be a master of kung fu and sent them running for their lives!

Another time, someone accidentally set off a TNT trap in their base, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. But instead of getting mad, the whole server joined in on the chaos and had an impromptu TNT party that lasted for hours.

And don’t even get me started on the pet parrots that roam around the server. They’re known for mimicking player’s voices and causing all sorts of mischief. One time, a player’s parrot started impersonating the server admin and chaos ensued as everyone thought the admin was trolling them.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans you’ll get yourself into. Join now and be a part of the madness!

BrexitSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, BETRAYAL, Brexit negotiations, Brexit saga, BrexitSpyCraft, Conspiracy, covert operation, Espionage, european union, foreign influence, government corruption, Honeytrapped, international relations, Irish politician, political manipulation, political scandal, russia, scandalous affair, secret mission, spied, undercover operation

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Bee Wasp Hornet Swarm

adaptation, Attack, Bee, Bee Nests, BEES, Chaos, danger, Destruction, High winds, hornet, hornet nests, HORNETS, insects, Nature, nest destruction, Survival, Swarm, Wasp, wasp nests, wasps, weather, wildlife, wind damage

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crops Grown:	9141
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the bees, wasps, and hornets are on a mission to seek revenge for their fallen nests! watch as they swarm around looking for something to attack, only to find themselves in a world full of blocks and pixels. join now and witness the chaos as these tiny creatures wreak havoc on everything in their path. it’s a buzzin’ good time!

Pussy Palace Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, DATING, emotional connections, fidelity, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Minecraft, monogamy, one woman, Palace, personal choice, pussy, relationships, romantic relationships, Self Respect, self-control, Server, sex, sexual experiences, sexual partners

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being a one-woman man in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate place to find all the virtual love you desire. With a player base of over 100,000, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Plus, our custom plugin “Love Potion” guarantees that you’ll never be lonely again. Join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!

/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

Career Advice, Career Transition, general, helpful resources, Interviewing, job hunting, job loss, job market, Job Search, job tips, Layoffs, Minecraft, networking, professional development, remote work, resume writing, salary negotiation, smp, Tech, tech industry, tech workers, unemployed, unemployment, utwg, workers, youtube channels

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	137
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1761	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3263
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Weekend Warriors Server

extended weekends, leisure time, longer weekends, more weekends, productivity, Relaxation, Scheduling, Server, shorter weeks, stress relief, time allocation, time for self-care, Time management, time off, time off work, Warriors, weekend, weekend activities, weekend fun, weekend getaway, weekend plans, weekend relaxation, work-life balance

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

1.21.1, Adventure, Archive, base, building, Chill, Community, Discord, Environment, Excavation, Friends, Gathering, greying, Join, knowledge, list, Materials, Memories, Minecraft, Natural, scenery, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smaller server, Technology, TreePaunch

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4233	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Villages Defended:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!