Ernesto Lopez Comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2152
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Towns Built:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Votes:	3018
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	1427
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mines Excavated:	1014

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	163
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

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