Erik Edgren Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	38147
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3856	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	89
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mines Excavated:	2076	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	4381
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Emeralds Found:	2029
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Animals Bred:	44	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	1817

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7451
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	7585
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!