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Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2997	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	7294
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	166	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4901	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4715	Crops Grown:	1507
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	85
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	210

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Animals Bred:	92
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1161	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1918	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!