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DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

Wuwa – Wacky Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, Co-op Combat Event, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Rectifier, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, Waves, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	297
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us on Wuthering Waves, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. Need a break from all the action? Take a stroll on the beach and chat with the friendly Shorekeeper, who may or may not have a secret stash of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up your skills and show off your epic loot. Plus, don’t miss out on the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event, where you can team up with your friends to take down mythical creatures and earn even more rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Wuthering Waves and see where the tide takes you. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Resonators and their shenanigans – they’re always up to no good!

SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Birthday, birthday celebrations, Communication, Conflict, Details, emotional reactions, Expectations, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, personal boundaries, Planning, Preferences, relationships, Server, social anxiety, Surprise party, SurprisePartyHate, Surprises, ungrateful

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

CraftyWeddingGoals

CraftyWeddingGoals, destination wedding, Elopement, wedding affordability, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding communication, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding finances, wedding friendship, wedding guests, wedding honesty, wedding invitations, wedding logistics, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding support, wedding travel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

RegrettableCraft SMP

acceptance, consequences, coping mechanisms, decision, emotional turmoil, hindsight, inner conflict, learning experience, life choices, life lessons, moving forward, necessity, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, SELF AWARENESS, smp, tough choices, unavoidable actions

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

Consistency, daily routines, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, Life, life improvement, mindfulness practices, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity tips, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small habits, Stress Management, Time management, Upgrade, wellness habits

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3140
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Votes:	866	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, BlazeCraft, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, Environmental, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, hazardous materials, Incident, industrial accidents, investigation, Minecraft, News, Oil depots, Perm Krai, Pollution, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Updates, Voronezh Oblast

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3403	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4468	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!