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EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Votes:	3827
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ores Mined:	2649
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2131
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Towns Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1193	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9760	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	4926
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	162299	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!