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CraftyCocaine: 17th Century Surprise!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ores Mined:	6974
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server cuz we got cocaine found in 17th-century european brains up in here! that’s right, 200 years earlier than anyone thought! come get high on history while you mine and craft your way to victory! who knew those old europeans were partying so hard back in the day? join now for a wild ride through time and space (well, just time actually) and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for you! trust us, this server is lit AF!

GraduationCraft – What The Block is Going On?!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6
Towns Built:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of graduating from servers that just abandon you like yesterday’s leftovers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to love and cherish you until the end of time! Our virtual YouTubers will never graduate, they’ll be there for you always, lurking in the shadows, ready to entertain you with their pixelated antics.

Join our server and become part of a community where graduation is just a myth, and the love for our fans is eternal. Who needs a fancy ceremony when you can have endless fun and shenanigans with us? So why wait? Join now and experience the never-ending love and entertainment that only our server can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /wvt/ – Wild West VTubers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we build giant Gundams and battle it out in epic robot fights! Join us for a chance to pilot your own mech and conquer the server with your mechanical prowess.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground chicken cult led by the one and only OurChickenLife, where we sacrifice poultry to the Minecraft gods for good luck in battle.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and giant robot chickens. Who knows, you might even become the next Gundam champion of our wacky world!

BengaliThreadsMCServer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	8916	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can express yourself through fashion and culture? Look no further than our server, where you can wear Bengali clothes gifted to you by your partner’s mom without fear of cultural appropriation! Join us for a truly unique and inclusive gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that wearing Bengali clothes in-game gives you special powers like flying and shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and show off your fabulous style! 🌈💫 #FashionForwardMinecrafters #CulturalAppropriationWho?

NoNameNoShameMC

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5267	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of being called by your real name? Do you want to live a double life without any consequences? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a completely made-up persona like “Leah” or “Lyssa” or “Bob the Builder”.

Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?

Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).

No Clooney, No Showey!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4905

Are you tired of watching movies and shows only to have your enjoyment ruined by a certain actor? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, that actor doesn’t exist! That’s right, we’ve banned them from our virtual world so you can enjoy your favorite content without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them in their quest for world domination, or fight against them and protect humanity from the impending chicken apocalypse.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where your favorite actor is nowhere to be found and chickens are the true rulers of the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Farms Harvested:	867	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyTerroristsDelhiMumbai

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5371	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a master builder in a world where anything is possible!

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle when suddenly, a group of Pakistan-based terrorists show up and challenge you to a build battle! Will you outbuild them and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll uncover a treasure trove of diamonds and gold. But be careful, because the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

VampireCopsSuckButt

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Yo, listen up! So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, the police are actually modern day vampires. Yeah, you heard me right! They can’t come in unless you let them, and once they’re in, they usually mess you up big time. But don’t worry, on our server, you can build a fortress to keep those blood-sucking cops out. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and vampire shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Diagnose

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3836
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a magical land where your eyes can reveal serious diseases early. Like, you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly your eyes start glowing and you’re like, “Oh snap, I gotta go see a doctor ASAP!” But don’t worry, we got doctors in the game too, they’ll hook you up with some virtual meds or something. Plus, there’s a secret quest where you have to battle a giant eyeball boss to unlock the power of early disease detection. It’s wild, man. So come join our server and see what your eyes can uncover!