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BlockBusterSMP – No time for distractions!

Accountability, addiction recovery, BlockBusterSMP, coping strategies, discipline, distractions, goal-setting, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, porn addiction, positive mindset, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-care, self-control, staying motivated, support system, Therapy, Time, triggers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Emeralds Found:	3873	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of spending all your time watching pixelated pigs mate in Minecraft? Join our SMP and we guarantee you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about porn! Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always on hand to provide counseling and keep you on the straight and narrow. Trust us, you won’t have time for porn when you’re too busy trying to survive in our crazy world of exploding chickens and lava-filled ravines. So come join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

GrudgeCraft

anger, deep-seated anger, emotional baggage, enduring resentment, festering anger, grudge, GrudgeCraft, harbored anger, lasting anger, lingering anger, lingering resentment, long-standing grudge, long-term anger, Old Wounds, pent-up anger, pent-up frustration, Resentment, simmering anger, unresolved anger, unresolved emotions, unresolved issues

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you still fuming over that time a creeper blew up your epic diamond castle? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned for life! That’s right, no more surprise explosions ruining your hard work. Plus, our friendly community of players will help you exact revenge on any pesky skeletons or zombies that dare to mess with you. Join us and let go of that anger by unleashing your inner Minecraft warrior!

Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1958	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Buildings Constructed:	35	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Void Gems Collected:	33
Emeralds Found:	5154	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Divine Spears Created:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	5297	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Towns Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!