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FrozenAssetTappers

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic efforts., economic aid, economic sanctions, financial assistance, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTappers, G-7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, political negotiations, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8117	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀

TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮

GenderBenderCraft

adolescence, age subgroup, biological females, desistance rate, Diagnosis, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, gender identity development, gender identity disorder, gender nonconforming, GenderBenderCraft, germany, LGBTQ, mental health, Psychiatry, Psychology, study, Therapy, Transgender, Treatment, young people

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!

And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

1.20.4, Builder, Community, Custom World Generation, Discord, east asia timezones, Events, Experience, Explorer, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, Map, Melio, Minigames, Plugins, Resets, rules, Semi Vanilla, shortcuts, smp, Snow, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Uphill, walk, Ways, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1693
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Love Letters Sent:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Server Type	Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
Launch Date	23 March 2024

FAQ

1. What are the server features?

– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

– Events and minigames

– Permanent Map with no resets

– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

2. What is the server’s focus?

The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

3. Are there specific timezones for events?

Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

4. How can I apply to join the server?

Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

MilfCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ass, desire, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, jerk off, Kinky, lustful, Mature, Milf, MilfCraft, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sexual pleasure, teasing, tits, voyeurism

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “WTF” in the best way possible? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

CraftyCoderz – Minecraft Server

3v4l, accessibility, app development, beginner resources, codesandbox, CraftyCoderz, CSS, design resources, electron, Eloquent JavaScript, flexbox, flutter, go, Google Guides, Grid, Help, html, java tutorial, JavaScript, javascript tutorial, jsfiddle, MDN, Minecraft, newsletters, PHP tutorial, progress tracking, project progress updates, Python, React Native, Repository, responsive design, scraper, Server, server guides, The Odin Project, web development, Website

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We offer free beginner resources to get started with HTML, CSS, and JS because who needs diamonds when you can have coding skills, am I right?

Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?

But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, breaking up, communication problems, compatibility, fear of dogs, Minecraft, Personal preferences, pet adoption, pet allergies, pet boundaries, pet compatibility, pet compromise, pet ownership, pet ownership boundaries, pet phobias, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, pet training, pet ultimatums, puppylove, relationship issues, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.

So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!

Dad’s Third Wedding No-Show

Dads, NoShow, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	746	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crops Grown:	4919	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where people actually show up? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ores Mined:	2454
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3746
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Block Therapy: Digging Deeper

advice, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deeper, Digging, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self-care, Support, Therapy, useful

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have a creeper blow up your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against those pesky creepers – therapy llamas! That’s right, these llamas are trained in the art of relaxation and will soothe your stress away with their calming presence. Join our server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to peace of mind, all thanks to our trusty therapy llamas. So come on over and let these fluffy friends guide you to a happier, creep-free existence in the world of blocks and pixels.