Episode 77 Analysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	87
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	7046
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Crops Grown:	3806	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8365	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	100

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!