| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9464 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 187 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3858 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 6898 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 92 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2374 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1564 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 166403 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1614 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4822 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is upside down and inside out. Our players have been known to build entire cities using only their toes, and some have even tamed dragons with their elbows.
If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (or whatever body part you prefer to use), then look no further. Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3153 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5071 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6952 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Votes: | 1840 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4798 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 228 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with flying monkeys, banana battles, and a secret underground banana lair that only the bravest players can discover!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Banana, you’ll unlock unlimited power and become the ultimate banana warrior.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the monkey madness begin! Happy birthday, indeed! 🍌🐒 #BananaWarrior #MonkeyMadness #GoldenBananaHunt
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2207 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Join our server for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft match and build a virtual love story that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs a high body count when you can have a high love count in Minecraft, am I right?
So come on in and start building your love nest in our SMP. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1812 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2242 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4762 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
