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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5773 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3198 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a dam breach in China but in Minecraft, ya know? we got almost 6,000 people evacuating to join our epic world of blocky goodness. why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya, we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha cha slide, and diamonds that rain from the sky like confetti at a party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so come on over and join the fun, before the dam breaks again and we all float away on a river of tears. #minecraftmadness #joinusnow #blockparty
