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Skillz4Blocks

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Votes:	5311
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

Bans, Censorship, chat program, Communication, Cyber Security, digital communication, Discord, DiscordCraft, Edition, government control, internet, messaging app, Military, military users, national security, online gaming, online platform, privacy, russia, Russian, security concerns, social media, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2375
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Items Found:	2947
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Train Escape Fun Land

disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency evacuation, emergency response, Escape, evacuation, evacuation routes, Fun, gas shortage, hurricane evacuation, hurricane preparedness, hurricane zones, Land, mass transit, natural disasters, public transportation, traffic congestion, Train, train infrastructure, train network, train stations, train system, transportation infrastructure, transportation system

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Divine Spears Created:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Tipsy Pixel Party

Acute, alcohol, Appetite, binge drinking, biology, Consumption, Decreases, Drinking, effects, Endocrine System, GLP-1, health, hormones, metabolism, nutrition, Party, physiology, PIXEL, research, satiation signal, Science, study, tipsy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Star Shards Collected:	279
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Votes:	8536
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

Analysis, Audience, branding, Content Creator, digital presence, ENGAGEMENT, favorite tags, Feedback, Followers, Hashtags, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Popular, Server, social media, strategy, TagTastic, Thoughts, trending, Twisty, Twistys

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	9898	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Autonomy, Behavior, Communication, control, Decision making, dont, Engineering, Ethics, future technology, human interaction, Listen, machine learning, Minecraft, obedience, programming, robotics, Robots, smp, Social, social programming, societal norms, Technology

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!

SobrietyCraft – AITA for being sober?

aita, alcohol, Cannabis, Communication, coping mechanisms, covid, dieting, Disappointment, fasting, Guilt, Happiness, health scares, judgement, personal growth, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, Sober, Sobriety, SobrietyCraft, stress, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sobriety and weight loss goals are the name of the game! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through virtual worlds without the need for alcohol and embrace the power of intermittent fasting.

Embark on quests to find the ultimate healthy snacks and unlock the secrets of staying fit in the pixelated universe. Build your own virtual gym and challenge other players to fitness competitions. Who needs a drink when you can have a virtual protein shake?

But beware, there may be some unexpected home expenses along the way that could throw a wrench in your plans. Will you stay strong and stick to your goals, or will you give in to the temptation of virtual indulgence?

Join now and let’s see if you can resist the urge to drink and snack your way through this crazy Minecraft world. Who knew sobriety and weight loss could be so entertaining?

EvacuateMiltonMC SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Hey there Floridians! Are you tired of dealing with Hurricane Milton and all the chaos it’s causing? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of the hurricane, but you’ll also be able to build your own virtual shelter that’s hurricane-proof! No more worrying about flooding or power outages – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, rumor has it that our SMP is guarded by a team of super-powered llamas who can summon lightning bolts to protect your creations. So why wait out the storm when you can join us and have the time of your life? Stay safe and game on, friends!

HateHypeFoodCraft

abhorrence, aversion, Culinary, despise, detest, disgust, dislike, Food, hate, HateHypeFoodCraft, loathe, Loathing, opinion, picky eater, Preferences, repugnant, Repulsion, revilement, revulsion, Taste, unpopular

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being judged for hating a popular food? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole village dedicated to people who despise pineapple on pizza! Join us and build your own anti-pineapple fortress to protect yourself from the pineapple-loving mobs. Who knew a food preference could lead to such epic battles in the world of Minecraft? Join now and show the world that pineapple on pizza will never reign supreme!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, computer networks, criminal activity, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign interference, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, Information Security, international relations, justice system, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, russia, sentencing, Server, Technology, Ukrainian court

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	112	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crops Grown:	3090
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233

so, like, u know how ukraine is all about hackers and stuff, well this server is like the ultimate hacker playground, but in a totally legal way, u know? like, we have so many crazy cyberattacks happening all the time, it’s like a constant battle between good and evil, but in minecraft form. u gotta join this server if u wanna test ur hacking skills and see if u can outsmart the other players. plus, u never know when the ukrainian court might show up and sentence u to some crazy punishment for being too good at hacking. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. come join us and see if u have what it takes to be a cyber warrior in this epic minecraft server.