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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7165 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join or trump will like, totally threaten russia and other countries with tariffs if you don’t. i know, right? like, who knew minecraft had so much power over international politics. but seriously, join our server or risk starting a trade war. plus, we have like, diamonds for days and a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us before things get all political up in here.
