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CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	156
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Potions Brewed:	196	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4682	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	3618	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	7057

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	0

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3582	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crops Grown:	2558	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3020	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9125
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crops Grown:	2513	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	4243	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!