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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 9786 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Emeralds Found: | 9663 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!