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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ores Mined:	9007	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2812
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Animals Bred:	137	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	534658	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1872
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Ores Mined:	4685	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	4963	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮