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TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

51.222.147.236:25592

HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!

Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Start Date	October 2018
Server IP	play.hearthcraft.net
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.

Features

No server resets
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds that reset monthly
Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
Zero tolerance for hate speech
Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
Leaderboards with various categories
Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
Uses Purpur for server optimization
Block logging and inventory rollback
Difficulty set to Hard

FAQ

Q: Can I grief on the server?

A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.

Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?

A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8326
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	New Chunks Explored:	51410
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty C*nt Interviews

advice, anxiety, cnt, Confidence, Crafty, Help, Interview Tips, interviews, job interview advice, job interview anxiety, job interview confidence, job interview help, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, job interview stress, job interview techniques, job interview tips, job interviews, Job Search, Nervous, panic attack, Preparation, stress

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Farms Harvested:	347
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

Crafty Creepers Club

#file size, #longtime friend, #nude videos, #throwaway discord, #video conversion, Anonymity, bonus points, club, Crafty, CREEPERS, Disclosure, friendship, Lazy, mad, Masturbation, middle school, Missed, privacy, red, sharing, storytelling, Thread, webm

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Towns Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Dokibird Central

#BlondeThief, #DetectivePomu, #DriftAwayCover, #FinalHeistMV, #FlyHigh, #HeartofGold, #JoyfulLaughter, #LastCupofCoffee, #MysteryGame, #OPSauce, #SelenTatsukiArchives, #SillyEdition, #TwitchChannel, #VODChannel, central, Dokibird, LolCraft, onlineshop, originalsong, SelenTatsuki, twitter, Youtubechannel

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	2127
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.

But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Clones: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

Baltic states, Blockhead, Clones, community relations, coping mechanisms, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Division, ethnicity, hatred, identity crisis, ignorance, Larping, misunderstandings, Nationality, Neighbor conflicts, prejudice, pretending, Russian influence, social media, Stereotypes, Unity

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	372	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Void Gems Collected:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1516
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of pretending to be something you’re not? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner Russian, no matter where you’re from! We’ve got players from Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia all coming together to embrace their true identity.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!