Epen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	4422
Star Shards Collected:	63	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	1433	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Potions Brewed:	152	Magic Items Found:	1523
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	367000	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Crops Grown:	7408	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9944
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

Brazil, Fun, MuskCraft, resuming

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Emeralds Found:	9003
Ores Mined:	6067	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!