EP85 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PartyBreakdown Minecraft Server

acceptance, comfort, Communication, coping, Departure, emotional distress, family, healing, Insecurity, Laughter, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nervous breakdown, Party, PartyBreakdown, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Ores Mined:	5570	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from awkward family situations like this one! Our server is a safe space for all, especially those who have had a nervous breakdown at a party. Build your own virtual world where no one will judge you for your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from your mom and sister when they try to comfort you in the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to leave your real life drama behind and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

PhoneNumberScammerHunter Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, block calls, cybersecurity, Data Protection, fraud, Harassment, identity theft, Indian scammers, Minecraft, Nuisance, personal information, phone number, phone scams, phone security, PhoneNumberScammerHunter, privacy, protect yourself, report scams, scam, smp, STOP, telemarketers, unwanted calls

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/800	Votes:	115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of dodging phone calls from Indian scammers trying to steal your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Join us and learn the secret technique of building a fortress so impenetrable, even the most persistent scammers won’t be able to break through. Plus, rumor has it that the leader of our SMP once pranked a scammer by luring them into a pit of lava and making them mine obsidian for hours. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! Join now and say goodbye to those pesky scammers for good.

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Agreement, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, Dire situation, emotional, Friend, guardian, GuardianGriefers, House, ignoring, INSULTED, legal advice., legal issues, Locks, Minecraft, MINOR, MONEY, Rent, Server, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mines Excavated:	1647	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.

Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

SibFree Bday Bash Server

Bash, BDay, birthday invitations, birthday party guests, birthday party planning, birthday party rules, children’s birthday party, extra siblings, family members, kids birthday party, party attendance, party etiquette, party guests, party invitations, party planning, party rules, rude behavior, Server, SibFree, sibling policy, twin boys

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	5652
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of random kids crashing your Minecraft party like unwanted siblings? Join our server where we have a strict “No extra siblings” policy! Just like this parent who had to deal with unexpected guests at their kids’ birthday party, we understand the struggle of uninvited guests showing up unannounced.

Imagine logging into our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find a bunch of random players bringing their whole family along for the ride. No thanks! That’s why we have a special message on our server that says “Please no extra siblings.” We want to keep the party exclusive to your friends, not your friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

So if you’re tired of dealing with unexpected guests in your Minecraft world, join our server where we keep the party small and the fun big! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a horde of unwanted siblings. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and find out!

DinoLover420 Minecraft SMP

Curiosity, curiosity about dinosaurs, deep questions, DinoLover420, extinct animals, FANTASY, favorite dinosaur, favorite things, fun questions, Intimacy, Minecraft, Paleontology, Personal preferences, prehistoric creatures, questions, real questions, relationships, sex, sexual preferences, Sexuality, smp, survey, thought-provoking questions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/400	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all they talk about is sex? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the REAL questions. Like, what’s your favorite dinosaur? That’s right, forget about dirty talk, we’re all about prehistoric creatures here. Join us for a Jurassic adventure like no other, where T-Rexes roam free and Velociraptors are your new best friends. Who needs romance when you have a pack of friendly dinosaurs by your side? So come on, join our server and let’s talk about the important stuff – like which dino would win in a fight, a Triceratops or a Stegosaurus? The possibilities are endless on our dino-tastic server!

MineLink: Upgrade Your Brain!

Artificial Intelligence, Benefits, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, Communication, elon musk, ethical considerations, Future Tech, human evolution, innovation, medical advancements, mental health, minelink, neural implants, Neuralink, neurological disorders, neurotechnology, scientific research, Technology, Upgrade

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with the latest technology straight from the future – Neuralink! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing benefits of having a direct connection to your Minecraft character’s brain.

Imagine being able to build a castle just by thinking about it, or defeating mobs with the power of your mind. With Neuralink, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him while exploring the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old reality when you can live in a world where your thoughts become reality? Welcome to the future of gaming!

CraftyCreeper20bilSales

$20 billion, aircraft sales, arms deals, arms trade, Biden administration, Biden foreign policy, CraftyCreeper20bilSales, defense industry, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas-Israel conflict, international relations, Israel, Israel defense, Middle East conflict, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, talks, US-Israel relations, weapons sales

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1693	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

Murk MMO: The Server with More Brackets Than a Math Book! Join Now for Chaos and Laughter!

admins, Book, Brackets, Chaos, Custom Enchants, enchanting table, Factions, Farms, Join, Laughter, leader boards, Math, MATURE MODERATORS, mmo, Mob Arena, Murk, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RPG, RPG-like, Server, Skill System, Skills, Survival, team-up, villagers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/800	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

MurkPvP Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Bedrock IP	103.152.196.66
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is a Minecraft server with an old school factions feel, focused progression, and no pay-to-win items. The server features custom enchants, stacked and upgraded spawners, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, proximity voice chat, and a growing player base.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Copy the server IP “murkpvp.sparked.network” to your Minecraft client.
Is there a Bedrock version of the server?	Yes, the Bedrock IP is “103.152.196.66” and the port is “19132”.
Are there pay-to-win items on the server?	No, there are no crazy pay-to-win items. The server has an enabled economy, but nothing overpowered is available in the shop.
How can I suggest improvements or report issues?	You can contact the server admin on Discord at discord.gg/KBk4583a.
What plugins are available on the server?	Some of the plugins include MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets for additional features and gameplay options.

FruitCraft Server

adaptation, Anime, bittersweet, Character development, emotional, family drama, fan favorite, friendship, fruitcraft, fruits basket, Heartwarming, high school, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Nostalgia, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, Supernatural, zodiac animals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate copout adventure! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like that show you couldn’t help but love. We’ve got crazy twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you say, “What a copout, but I love it!”

AIWaifuDestroyer Minecraft SMP

advance AI, AIWaifuDestroyer, Artificial Intelligence, Decrease, destroy, Development, digital companions, empowerment, feminism, Future, gender equality, hook-up culture, innovation, Minecraft, overinflated value, relationships, smp, societal norms, society, Technology, waifus, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to advance the development of AI waifus to destroy the overinflated “value” of women and decrease hook-up culture! Why join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can have a virtual girlfriend who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up or spending too much time gaming. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that is dedicated to creating the ultimate waifu army to take over the world! So come join us and let’s revolutionize the dating game one block at a time!