Ep294 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HolyCraft SMP – Blessed Block Party

angel, Art Collabs, Art Dropbox, binding of isaac, Blasphemous, Blessed, BLOCK, Christian, doom franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Fanon Lore, Gabby AI Voice, Game, Holycraft, Media, OC Lore, Party, playlist, review, smp, Story Archive, Thread Archive, Ultrakill, watch party

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	508
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Christian themes to a whole new level! Join us for some holy fun as we build churches, battle demons, and spread the word of the Angel Hare playlist.

Our server is filled with outrageous lore, like the epic tale of Bennyanons and the mysterious /holy/ Story Archive. Dive into the world of Ultrakill, DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous as you fight for righteousness in the virtual realm.

But that’s not all! We have an AI voice named Gabby who will guide you on your journey, art collabs to showcase your creativity, and watch parties to keep you entertained. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky and wonderful community!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your angelic side shine through! (Disclaimer: No actual angels were harmed in the making of this server).

TipsyTeen Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, binge drinking, consequences, Drinking, Drunk, Experimenting, first time, hangover, legal drinking age, Minecraft, Party, peer pressure, Rebellion, regret, smp, socializing, teenage years, TipsyTeen, underage drinking, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	289	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest party in town! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans.

We have a secret underground bar where players can get drunk on virtual drinks and compete in drunken parkour challenges. The winner gets a special hangover potion that gives them super strength for the next day.

So, if you’re ready to let loose and have the time of your virtual life, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself waking up in a virtual jail cell after a wild night of partying with creepers and skeletons. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyExcusesMC

alibi, avoidance, cover up, CraftyExcusesMC, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, dishonesty, Escape, Evasion, EXCUSE, fabrication, falsehood, fib, get out of something, tall tale, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and you’ll never have to tell a boring lie again because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll have insane stories to tell for days!

Picture this: you’re being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about the time you convinced a group of creepers to start a dance party instead of exploding? Trust us, the lies you’ll tell to explain your absence from real life will be legendary. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Nessy’s Secret Oasis

discovery, drought, environmental discovery, environmental news, hidden reservoir, Hidden water reserve, Loch Ness, Loch Ness discovery, Natural resources, Nessys, Oasis, secret, Sicilian drought, Sicilian environment, sicily, Sustainable development, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water preservation, water reserve, water scarcity, Water storage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Villages Defended:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Yo, bros and gals! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we just discovered a hidden water reserve in Sicily that’s like, TWICE the size of Loch Ness! Can you believe it?! We’re talkin’ endless water slides, underwater caves, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, the water is so crystal clear, you can see all the way to the bottom where the mermaids be chillin’! So come on down and dive into the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for the Loch Ness monster, he’s been known to make a splash or two!

Reichan Nations | WAR – EARTH – ROLEPLAY – NATIONS

Earth, Economy, Lands, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Farms Harvested:	872
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

🌟 Join Our Community on Discord! 🌟

We’re excited to invite you to our vibrant Discord community! Whether you’re here to connect with fellow members, seek help, or just have a good time, you’ll find a welcoming and supportive environment.

🔗 Join Us Here: Discord Invite

For a seamless experience, you can join using Reichan.pro. If you encounter any issues while joining, our Discord is the perfect place to get the assistance you need.

We can’t wait to see you there and look forward to building great memories together!

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104.243.34.33:2225

HexArchon: Where even the Squid have custom tuxedos! Join us for a WILD ride with custom everything! No boredom allowed!

Abilities, Allowed, Boredom, Custom, decorations, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, Items, Join, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Performance, playstyles, Quests, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, Squid, Stats, Trust, tuxedos, Updates, Wild

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Server Name:	HexArchon
Overview:	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique features
Links:	Server Trailer
	Discord Server
	Wiki

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?	The values of HexArchon include community voice & transparency, huge range of playstyles, trust & respect, and dedicated updates.
What are some gameplay mechanics on HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the technical specifications of the server?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB of RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast.
How can I join HexArchon?	You can join by using the server IP: play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental limitations.

PixelPussyPics Minecraft Server

adult content, big lips, body positivity, close up, closed lips, Confidence, empowerment, explicit, female anatomy, INTIMATE, Lips, Minecraft, NSFW, photos, Pictures, PixelPussyPics, Provocative, pussy, self love, Sensual, Server, Sexy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is filled with closed and big lips…pussys! No, not the furry kind, we’re talking about the most epic and jaw-dropping builds you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. Want to build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat Queen, who rules over all the pussys in the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into cats with a single meow…but only if they’re brave enough to face her in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner creativity…and maybe even discover the secret of the elusive closed and big lips pussys. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeatQueen in Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, big baby, Chicago territory, heat in wrestling, HeatQueen, heel turn, Minecraft, nuclear heat, professional wrestling, rival heels, smp, top babyfaces, top heel, Underdogs, wrestling, wrestling characters, wrestling dynamics, wrestling feuds, wrestling psychology, wrestling storylines, wrestling strategy, wrestling tactics

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2439
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	6148
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there? We’re talking nuclear levels of drama and backstabbing, just like a top heel in the Chicago wrestling territory! Our players are experts at causing mayhem and stirring up trouble, making alliances one minute and betraying them the next.

Picture this: a player walks into the server and completely takes over, dominating all the rival players with their cunning strategies and ruthless tactics. They even manage to turn one of the underdogs into a big baby just by giving them their “heat” back. How do they do it? It’s all part of the insanity that makes our server so addictive and unpredictable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only rule is there are no rules, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

CraftySkillz – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, Development, education, emotional intelligence, ESSENTIAL, growth, innovation, knowledge, leadership, learning, Minecraft, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, smp, Time management

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Villages Defended:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

In our Minecraft SMP, we believe everyone should learn the skill of llama whispering. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player was lost in the wilderness with only a llama by their side. They whispered sweet nothings to the llama and it led them straight to a hidden diamond mine! So, if you want to uncover hidden treasures and have a furry friend by your side, join our SMP and learn the ancient art of llama whispering today!