Ep. 431 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

2024.., ANOTHER-LIE-MORE-LIE-ABOUT-IT, Chat, Ctrana.news, deny, fake news, forbes, Gazeta.ua, Interfax, LIE-LIE-LIE, Minecraft, Presidential spokesman Peskov, putin, rus, Shit for money, smp, trump, ukr, Usa, Washington Post

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	89
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	1953
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, general, genshin, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Impact, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Simulators, smp, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

collab, collaboration, cover song, entertainment industry, Golden Boy Kuzuha, hololive, idol groups, Japanese idols, kumbaya, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online collaborations, online communities, online content creators, Server, Suityan, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performances, virtual singers, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

affordable gadgets, affordable tech, aliexpress finds, budget earbuds, budget gaming gear, budget headphones, budget smartphones, cheap electronics, cheap gadgets, Chinese products, chink, Chink Shit General, discount electronics, emulation devices, general, knockoff products, Minecraft, online shopping, Shit, smp, tech accessories, tech deals, tech recommendations, TWS IEM reviews

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

Daily, daily weg thread, daily weg thread assistance, daily weg thread help, daily weg thread issue, daily weg thread missing, daily weg thread not found, daily weg thread problem, daily weg thread question, daily weg thread support, help with weg thread, Minecraft, missing weg thread, Server, Thread, weg, weg thread assistance, weg thread issue, weg thread not found, weg thread problem, weg thread question, weg thread support, where is it

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchantments Applied:	214	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	6367
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

female experience, female gaze, female perspective, female viewpoint, femoid, final image, final moment, final sight, final vision, last thing, long tail, Minecraft, pixelated, sees, Server, woman’s last view

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

Boorus, caption thread., caption tutorials, catbox, cheerleader, conspiring, discord servers, Fireheart, Free Caption Making Software, hentai, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIJOE, Majiikappu, MEGADoggo, Minecraft, Mouchi, Pregnancy, Relzen, smp, Swirlin, Thread, writing prompt

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8583	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!