Ep. 368 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PlutoCraft: Half-Life Havoc

0.78 seconds, atomic structure, Element Properties, Element Synthesis, half life, halflife, Havoc, Isotope Discovery, Isotope Stability, New Isotope, Nuclear Chemistry, nuclear decay, nuclear physics, Nuclear Science, nuclear technology, Physicists, PlutoCraft, plutonium, Plutonium-227, Radioactive Elements, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, synthesize

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	5726
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8606	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4002	Falling into the Void:	3

lolz, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got physicists synthesizing new isotopes of plutonium like it’s nbd. we just discovered plutonium-227 and it’s got a half-life of 0.78 seconds. u know u wanna be a part of dis wild ride, come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on. plus, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server where the scientists be cookin’ up all sorts of crazy stuff? come on, join us and let’s get radioactive together!

Nova Anarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Minecraft Anarchy Freedom Adventure Rules Anti-cheat Elytra Hacks Doxxing Rank Chaos Explore Build Team Destroy Gaming Community Survival PvP Sandbox

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024. This is a true vanilla anarchy server, where you have the freedom to shape your own adventure. There are no rules, except for a minimal anti-cheat system which is similar to the ones found on many other anarchy servers (Elyfly and some movement hacks still work for example), along with restrictions against doxxing and anything that could harm the server. Other than that, you can do anything you want!

Absolutely no pay to win! Anyone can climb the ranks with our in-game playtime-based ranking system, rewarding your dedication to the chaos. Ready to explore, build, team or destroy? Join Nova Anarchy today and leave your mark!

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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, APPROVED, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, hermitcraft, Images, Imitation, java, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, modpacks, North America, pokemon, Previous seasons, ProbablyNotSketchy, Semi Vanilla, SemiChocolate, smp, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Themes, ticket system, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragons Tamed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

87311363, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

boyfriends, Cases, Catch News, Chinese, Chinese men, Eve Woman, femdom, guangzhou, han, Han Chinese, Husbands, Minecraft, Next Shark., oppose, Partners, penectomies, penis, penis removal, penises severed, Prison, Psychology, Removal, sex, sexual frustration, smp, Standard Media, Support, suspended sentences, wikipedia, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CreepCraft, Disrespect, distant behavior, dream, emotional cheating, Friend, hurt feelings, Kissing, Marriage, messages, Minecraft, processing, relationship issues, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crops Grown:	8690
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9720	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

CraftySisNoTalk

blended families, Communication Issues, CraftySisNoTalk, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father daughter relationship, half siblings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child relationships, parental relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Towns Built:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

LibidoFixMC SMP

Communication, Intimacy, libido boosters, libido issues, LibidoFixMC, low libido, Masturbation, relationship advice, relationships, self pleasure, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual health tips, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual satisfaction tips, sexual therapy, sexual wellness, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

CraftyLifeChanger

butterfly effect, Choices, CraftyLifeChanger, critical choices, Decision making, game changer, impactful decisions, life changing, Life decisions, life-altering, major outcomes, minor choices, pivotal moments, ripple effect, seemingly insignificant, significant choices, significant impact, small decision, transformative choices, turning point, unexpected consequences

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

6.6bil, Brussels, Budget, Bypass.., controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EURO, European Commission, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Hungary, international relations, legislation, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, Ukraine, veto, VetoBypassCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4721
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!