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SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Emeralds Found:	4351	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1706
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	9713	Love Letters Sent:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5355	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Towns Built:	9

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Potions Brewed:	195	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	125	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	5345	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1302	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	310
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪