Envy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Tranny Love

love, Gender Identity, Sadness, NEET, Hope

Are you tired of being a lonely, sad neet like our friend here? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and escape reality by building your own virtual paradise with a bunch of strangers who may or may not become your friends.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also explore your inner desires and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a unicorn? Go for it! Want to be a potato? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So come on down to our server and let loose all your pent-up emotions in the form of pixelated blocks. Who knows, you might just find the happiness you’ve been searching for all along. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your therapist. Join now and let the madness begin!

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UnicornFartsCraft: Where Dreams Come True (But Not Really)

Will, dreams, longing, Never, unattainable dream

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, you will NEVER have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands against the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-less Diamond Mine, where players can spend hours digging for diamonds that don’t exist. It’s the ultimate challenge for those who love a good treasure hunt (even if there’s no treasure to be found).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to cuddle? That’s right, every night you’ll hear his ghostly hiss as he tries to sneak up on you for a spooky embrace. It’s like a jump scare and a hug all in one!

So come join us on our server where you will never have this, because who needs things anyway? It’s all about the experience, and we guarantee you’ll have a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there.

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Crafty Envy

envious, coveting, discontent, possessive, green-eyed monster

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Join our server if you want to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes at unsuspecting players. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor for you).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn roaming around the spawn area.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends. Jealous yet? You should be!

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Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

Graduation, social media, jealousy on social media, comparison, anxiety

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressures of adulting like a pro! Instead of stalking your past peers and feeling tense about their achievements, come build your own virtual empire with us! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of adulting. Who needs a fancy college degree or a prom date when you can be a master builder in our world? Say goodbye to jealousy and hello to endless fun on our server!

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envy

Self Discovery, vibrant, Community, alliances, Wonder

Welcome to Envy, a Minecraft survival server where every block you gather and every structure you build is a testament to your resilience and creativity. Set in a vast, untamed world, Envy beckons adventurers to carve their path amidst towering mountains, sprawling forests, and shimmering seas.

Forge alliances with fellow players to conquer daunting challenges, or embrace the solitary journey of self-discovery as you navigate through perilous caves and unravel the mysteries of the land. With a vibrant community and an ever-expanding world full of wonders waiting to be uncovered, Envy offers an immersive survival experience like no other.

Are you ready to stake your claim, overcome the odds, and leave your mark on the realm of Envy?

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CraftySis Server: Where Sisters Rule & Creepers Drool

Drool, comparison, Role Model, Sisterhood, superior

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, “She is the superior sister,” things are anything but serious!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun! Our server is run by the most fabulous sister duo you’ll ever meet – they’re so fabulous, even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Rumor has it they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a diamond hoe and a pet chicken named Clucky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep that drop Skittles instead of wool to flying pigs that shoot bacon at unsuspecting players, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon.

So why should you join “She is the superior sister” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Trust us, once you experience the madness and mayhem of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

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BigTrannyBlocks: Where Size Matters in Minecraft!

prejudice, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Insecurity, BigTrannyBlocks

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trannies have bigger pixelated swords than you and are more likely to slay the Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky battles and crazy crafting as we build a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with players who have legendary loot and unbeatable skills. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle with a creeper and a zombie! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

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ChadCraft: Where all the Bros Hang Out

teenage years, self esteem, Masculinity, emotional development, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most chad of brothers will feel right at home! Join us and become a Minecraft legend like my bro, who has slain 5 dragons and tamed 3 gfs in the game. Don’t worry if you’ve never gotten past the talking stage in real life, on our server, you’ll be slaying creepers and building epic structures in no time!

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YachtCraft: Where boats aren’t the only thing that’s lit!

high end, Show off, wealth flaunting, Jealousy, Extravagant

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where apparently Riku has traded in his diamond sword for a McClaren! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even fictional characters are upgrading their rides. Imagine cruising around in style while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to bust a move with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn wolves. That’s right, wolves with magical horns protecting our land from any griefers or trolls.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with luxury cars, dance parties, and mythical creatures. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server!

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Crafty envy: Steve’s epic adventures

Jealousy, envy, Adventure, Steves, Overcoming

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us and embark on crazy adventures with your anime-loving buddies. Our server is so awesome, it will make you jealous of the virtual life you can have here!

Imagine living in a virtual world where you can explore LA full time, eat at the most amazing restaurants, and stay in beautiful condos. All while having your qt anime-loving fuckbuddies by your side. This is the life you’ve always dreamed of!

Don’t let your high inhibition stop you from joining us. Take some virtual meds or Xanax if you have to, but come and experience the most insane adventures on our server. You won’t regret it!

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