Envy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

unreachable, Minecraft, self-acceptance, self worth, Jealousy

Are you tired of feeling like a total failure in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate virtual success story!

On our server, you can finally live out your wildest dreams of being a successful entrepreneur, traveling the world, and finding the partner of your dreams. No more feeling like a piece of human trash – in our world, you’re a shining star!

So why waste your time wallowing in self-pity when you could be building your virtual empire and living your best life? Join our server now and say goodbye to failure forever!

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ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Clingy, Unwelcome, envy, Kids, sushi

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your sister moving in and causing chaos! Join us and escape the real-life family drama by building and exploring in our virtual world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister being clingy or envious of your virtual purchases. You can go on date nights with your virtual friends and enjoy sushi without any interruptions. And if your virtual sister starts causing trouble, you can kick her out with just a click of a button!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise!

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UniCraft: Classmate Edition Minecraft Server

comparison, disparity, Minecraft, Graduation, University

So, like, this server is like that classmate who couldn’t pass any classes but somehow graduated before you and is now making bank as an escort. Like, seriously, how does that even happen? Join our server and maybe you’ll also magically graduate early and make tons of diamonds or something. Who knows, anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world! Plus, we have a special escort service for all our players, so you can make even more diamonds on the side. Don’t question it, just join and see where the blocks take you!

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BoobWarsMC: Battle of the Busts

breasts, bullying, body shaming, battle, societal norms

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin roasted by ur fellow gamers for havin big titties! our study found dat women on dis server r more likely to engage in derogatory tactics against u if ur rockin dem huge knockers. join us for a wild ride of intrasexual competition and see if u can survive the boob wars! come on, u know u wanna see what happens when u mess with the big titty committee!

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HateHerCraft Minecraft Server

dislike, hatred, animosity, Minecraft, negative emotions

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have anti-griefing measures so strong, even Herobrine himself couldn’t break through!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always willing to help you out… unless you cross them. Rumor has it that one player tried to steal another player’s diamond armor and ended up getting pranked so hard, they had to build a new base from scratch!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers with top hats and monocles, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So why do you hate her so much? Maybe it’s because she hasn’t joined our server yet! Don’t miss out on all the fun and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server… or the next victim of a hilarious prank!

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EmotionlessCraft

Irritation, hatred, Revenge, annoyance, EmotionlessCraft

Are you tired of feeling emotions like a regular human? Do you wish you could just delete one and be done with it? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the power to permanently delete any emotion you choose!

Join us and say goodbye to pesky feelings like sadness, anger, or even boredom. Imagine a world where you can mine and build without a care in the world, because you’ll never have to worry about feeling anything ever again.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you rid yourself of emotions, but you can also participate in epic battles against giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even befriend a talking block of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where emotions are a thing of the past, and insanity is the new normal.

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PainSustainsMe Minecraft Server

anguish, Suffering, Misery, Torment, wealth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and dominate the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of evil masterminds who feed off the pain and suffering of our players. Yes, you heard that right. Your pain actually sustains us and fuels our twisted desires. So, if you want to be a part of our diabolical plan for world domination, join us now!

But that’s not all. We also have insane events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire world is filled with explosive surprises. And don’t even get me started on our “Zombie Apocalypse Weekend” where hordes of undead creatures take over the server and chaos reigns supreme.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, your pain is our gain. Mwahaha!

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CraftyCouplesCashCow

high standard of living, saving money, friendship, financial independence, Resentment

Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.

Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.

So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

mental health, self improvement, support system, personal growth, ANONYMOUS

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs and fireballs, baby! Who needs a boring old sword when you can just roast your enemies with your magical powers?

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also tame a pet dragon and ride it into battle against giant zombie chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft insanity? Don’t be envious, join us now and let the craziness begin!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

unfulfilled, Kids, discontent, incel, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind your boring house, job, wife, and kids – because who needs all that when you can build a virtual empire in Minecraft?

Our server is the perfect place for all you incel doomers out there who are feeling lost and unfulfilled. Why waste your time moping around when you can join us and unleash your creativity in a blocky wonderland? Who needs a meaningful life when you can have a pixelated adventure like no other?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is the answer to all of life’s problems. Build, explore, and conquer – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make life meaningful again, one block at a time!

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