New Minecraft Servers 2025

Envenom Minecraft Servers

Envenom Minecraft Servers

  • LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

    LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8636
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

    NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 5469
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Magic Items Found: 5952
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisGotExposedLOL

    SisGotExposedLOL
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3080
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9489 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Magic Items Found: 8500 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

    Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

    AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 2254
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4585 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowstopperCraft

    ShowstopperCraft
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 8592
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112 Dragon Scales Harvested: 478
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BridgeWars Minecraft Server

    BridgeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3043
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

    KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 651
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Farms Harvested: 480
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreastplateCraft

    BreastplateCraft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 9516
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

    but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

    if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

    CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4672
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2723 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Alien Abductions: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

    Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 7715
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

    Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

    But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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