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  • Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

    Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8064
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Emeralds Found: 808
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server

    SheCraft: Literally Me in Female Form Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9567
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 9688

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because we have the perfect solution for you! Introducing the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across.

    Picture this: a world where pigs fly, villagers break out into dance parties, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right. This server is so wild and unpredictable, you’ll never know what crazy antics await you around every corner.

    Oh, and did we mention the owner of this server is basically a female version of you? That’s right, she’s got the same sense of humor, the same love for all things absurd, and the same insatiable thirst for adventure. Joining this server is basically like entering a parallel universe where hilarity reigns supreme.

    So why waste another minute on those boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on our zany Minecraft escapades? Trust us, once you experience the sheer ridiculousness of this server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!

    UnicornCraftX – PVP, Unicorn Army, Build Battles, Survival Mode – Join Now for Epic Adventures!
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4827
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Zombie Dances: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring, normal Minecraft world where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to our server where you can become the ultimate unicorn overlord! Ride on majestic rainbow unicorns, spread glitter and rainbows wherever you go, and command a herd of magical creatures to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Join us for epic unicorn battles where you use your unicorn powers to defeat your enemies in the most fabulous way possible. You’ll also have the chance to discover hidden unicorn realms filled with treasures and secrets that will make you the envy of all other players.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you become a mythical unicorn overlord and rule over a world of sparkles and rainbows? Don’t miss out on the most whimsical and ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”

    ”YASSSS Queen Minecraft”
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 348
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old run-of-the-mill gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the absolute chaos of trying to survive in a world filled with flying llamas that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Don’t worry, though, because you can tame them and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie Elvis impersonators.

    But wait, that’s not all! Our server also has the rarest of rare items like diamond-encrusted armor that turns you into a disco ball, making you the life of the party wherever you go. And let’s not forget about the secret underground dance parties where you can show off your best creeper-inspired dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies armed with explosive carrots – they’re no joke!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!

    CraftyWarriors – Total LOLZ General Server! Best players + TOP memes + Epic battles. Join NOW!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 5176
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5775 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 493 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2144

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our magical girl edition Minecraft server, where you can transform into your very own sparkly, powerful magical girl! 🦄💫 Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make Sailor Moon jealous! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join our server:

    1. Roll the dice on our 1d6chan and see what magical powers you’ll gain! Will you shoot rainbow lasers from your wand or summon a herd of unicorns to ride into battle? The options are endless!

    2. Total War: Warhammer III has nothing on our server’s epic battles! Watch out for the Tamurkhan boss, he’s a real party pooper. But don’t worry, our Hotfix 4.2.3 will keep the magic flowing smoothly.

    3. Dive into Total War: Pharaoh and rule over ancient Egypt as a fierce magical ruler. Patch notes are as ancient as the pyramids, but we promise it’s worth it! Plus, the Pharaoh Assembly Kit will let you create your own magical monuments.

    4. Don’t forget our older titles on Steam, where you can relive the magic of Total War in all its glory. Who needs modern graphics when you’ve got the power of imagination and sparkles?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic begin! ✨🔮 #MagicalGirlPower #UnicornPartyKingdom

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’

    CraftyCreeperCuisine: Where we ask the tough questions like ‘does eating pussy give you throat cancer?’
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4422
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Ores Mined: 3502
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have the most insane and wild adventures waiting for you! And guess what? Eating pussy on our server actually GIVES you superpowers instead of throat cancer! That’s right, you’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time after a good ol’ pussy feast. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server around! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฅ #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!

    Tonny’s Block Party – Your Daily Dose of Minecraft Madness! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ฅ #1 Server for LOLs and LOLS!
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9372
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of reading mangas that just abruptly end, leaving you feeling betrayed and confused? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from those dreadful endings! Join us and relive those questionable Japanese cartoon moments with a community that understands your pain and confusion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to take revenge on that big fat faggot who sits there giving you that stupid look every single day. Build a virtual world where you can finally put that annoying faggot in its place…virtually, of course.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, come and meet the Ichinose sisters and their talking cat, Tonnura-san (spoiler alert: their abusive mother is a lie). Discover the mysteries of this fat feline and how it changes the lives of these sisters forever. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of family and friendship…or maybe not.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the absurdity, chaos, and laughter that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs a manga when you have virtual blocks to play with, right? See you in the virtual world, my friend!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MapleCraft: Eh? ๐Ÿ Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! ๐ŸŽฎ #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness

    MapleCraft: Eh? ๐Ÿ Join the ‘Canada Thread’ Server for a Bootleg Adventure! ๐ŸŽฎ #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8727
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our pixelated Canadian girls reign supreme! Join us if you want to find the most beautiful and polite mobs in all of Minecraft. Our server is known for its abundance of maple syrup and hockey arenas where you can battle it out with your friends. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride polar bears through snow-covered forests and have epic Mountie vs Moose showdowns. So come on over, eh, and experience the true North strong and free in our Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft

    MemeCraft World: ‘>be pajeet’ – Join the craze and mine with style! #lol #trendy #minecraft
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6529
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 929 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

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    Are you tired of being a pajeet getting shit on for using a mac? Well, on our server, we reward you with $10k just for complaining about it! Join the Jeet Bros, where we lift you up higher than you could ever imagine – literally, you’ll be kneeling in disbelief at the craziness that awaits you on our server. So come on over and experience the wild ride of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome ๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŽฎ #MinecraftMadness

    LMAOcraft – Large Indies Global! Join the fun now, noobs welcome ๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŽฎ #MinecraftMadness
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7361
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

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    Welcome to our Dokiko Edition Minecraft server, where you can find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why join our server, you ask? Well, large indie vtubers may have more fans, but they are outnumbered by 2views by the thousands. This server is for the VIPs, no matter what language they stream in.

    You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as you meet the minimal requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Numbers don’t lie, so come join the fun and madness on our server!

    In this wacky world of Minecraft, you’ll meet vtubers like Shylily, Bao, BuffPup, and more battling it out for the top spot. We’ve even got non-English vtubers like KSPKSP, orkpod, and akamikarubi bringing the international flair to the server.

    We’ve got Twitch Clips guides, VOD archival guides, and even the infamous Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun. Plus, don’t miss out on our Chuuba Birthday Calendar and official /lig/ booru for all your vtuber needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the wild world of indie vtubers! Don’t miss out on the duck antics on Dashducks’ stream either. See you in the server, VIPs!

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