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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 1814 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 228 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3533 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 249 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
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