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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7909 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!
