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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3821 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Star Shards Collected: | 244 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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