Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor soul who had to deal with a messy family situation! On our server, you can build your own virtual home without worrying about messy roommates leaving food crumbs everywhere. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any gaslighting or inheritance drama – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft! So come join us and leave your real life problems behind – after all, who needs a $1.6 million house when you can have a virtual mansion in our server? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter, blockier future together!
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HomelessCraft
apartment, arguments, bread winner, family, Gaslighting, HomelessCraft, homelessness, House work, income, Inheritance, kitchen, mental health, Messy, Mortgage, Mother, ownership, renting, sister, summer break, Tantrum, University
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SkillSwap Minecraft Server
accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant learning, mastering skills, Minecraft, personal development, quick learning, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, quick skill development, rapid skill development, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill mastery desire, skill mastery dream, skill mastery goal, skill perfection, skill proficiency, SkillSwap, talent acquisition
If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of taming wild llamas with just a wink and a smile! Imagine riding into battle on a majestic llama steed, leading your army to victory with your newfound llama-whispering abilities. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the llama king of our server – join now and start your llama-riding adventures today!
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CraftyCompliments
Achievements, Appearance, Charm, communication skills, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, creativity, emotional intelligence, fashion sense, intelligence, Kindness, leadership abilities, listening skills, Personality, positivity, self esteem, sense of humor, Skills, Talents, work ethic
Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll be praised for your impeccable block-placing skills and your ability to survive the most treacherous of creeper explosions!Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
#sustainability, bill, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, CraftyCommies, economic impact, energy consumption, energy policy, environmental damage, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, international relations, Minecraft, Pollution, russia, Server, ukraine war, war consequenceslol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!
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CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!
BELIEF, BUILD, Conflict, Conquer, CraftyGenocide, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, fear, Genocide, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, Misinformation, nationalism, opinion, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, russia, survey, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War
So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.
And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!
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ReceiptCraft: SlowComms
Communication, digital behavior, digital communication, efficiency, email, email tracking, instant messaging, Messaging, messaging apps, Notifications, online communication, online etiquette, productivity, Read receipts, read status, ReceiptCraft, response time, SlowComms, slowed down communication, Technology, text messages, Tracking
sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.
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DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition
9/11 attack responders, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, data analysis, debris exposure, DebrisCraft, dementia, dementia risk, Edition, emergency responders, environmental hazards, first responders, health outcomes, health risks, high exposure group, long-term effects, mental health, neurological disorders, occupational exposure, post-traumatic stress disorder, public health, severe exposures, world trade center
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE
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Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!
1k spawn perimeter, ashes, boat looting, Chronos V3, Creative Server, DDR5 RAM, Discord link, Experimental Features, frankfurt, germany, gold farm, iron farm, new main storage, phoenix, project leader, raid farm, Rise, Ryzen 7 7700X, Semi Vanilla, semivanillas, Server Uptime, shulker farm, skill level, Technical, Testing
Phoenix Minecraft Server
Overview
Server Version 1.20.4 with Experimental Features Available Resources Abundance of resources, with quick collection Key Features 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage Revamp Plans
Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.
Player Invitation
People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.
Server Details
Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime
Discord Link
Join our Discord community here
FAQ
Question Answer Are all players allowed on the server? Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted. What are the key features of the server? 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage Where is the server hosted? The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.
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MemeCraft Server
Creative, dank memes, derrhorns, digital art, Editing skills, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Meme culture, meme format, meme template, meme trend, Memecraft, photoshop editing, photoshopped, picrel, Server, shika no ko, social media, trending, viral
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the break of dawn. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Shika no Ko” challenge, where you must hunt down elusive derrhorns while dodging exploding sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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EuroCrusade Minecraft Server
anticipation, battle, boring game, captain Saladin, Competition, EURO, EuroCrusade, Europe, EXCITEMENT, Flags, football, historical reference, leadership, medieval vibes, Minecraft, national team, new crusade, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, Sportsmanship, Tournament, Turkish NTLooking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience!