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Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	277539	Endless Night Skies:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magic Items Found:	5589	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Towns Built:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9401	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	2

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!

CraftyCountryKids

Access, children, Community, Connection, countryside, CraftyCountryKids, Environment, health, Impact, location, Nature, outdoors, research, Resources, Rural, socioeconomic status, socioeconomics, study, upbringing, Urban, well-being

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. OUR VIRTUAL LANDSCAPE IS SO LIT, YOU’LL FORGET YOU’RE EVEN IN A SIMULATION.

WE GOT TREES THAT TALK AND DIAMONDS THAT SING. OUR VIRTUAL ECONOMY IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE ROLLING IN VIRTUAL RICHES IN NO TIME.

FORGET ABOUT REAL LIFE, COME JOIN US AND LET YOUR INNER CHILD RUN WILD. OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE ON A PERMANENT VACATION IN THE MOST EPIC FANTASY LAND EVER.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET.

ShieldmaidenCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, battle, challenge, Combat, Conquer, control, discipline, DOMINANCE, fierce, formidable, Minecraft, obey, power, Server, Shieldmaiden, ShieldmaidenCraft, strength, STRONG, Swedish, Viking, warrior, warrior woman, woman warrior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	54	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you ready to conquer the virtual world with your epic Minecraft skills? Join our server and prove your worth by taming a fierce Swedish shieldmaiden! Show her who’s boss and make her follow your every command as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who knew virtual domination could be so fun and hilarious? Join now and show off your Minecraft prowess in the most outrageous way possible!

Minecraft SMP: AFL – The Final (H&A) Showdown

AFL, AFL game, assault, Carlton, Carlton’s place, Dogs, FINAL, final game, fred, ha, Higgins, home advantage, home final, Lads, Minecraft, Mr Higgins, must win, overtake, PORT, Secure, showdown, smp, the final, WIN

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dogs are in! That’s right, we have a pack of wild dogs roaming around the server causing mischief and mayhem. Can you tame them and make them your loyal companions? Only time will tell.

2. Carlton got assaulted by Mr. Higgins. Who is Mr. Higgins, you ask? No one knows, but Carlton is out for revenge and he needs your help to take down this mysterious assailant. Will you join forces with Carlton or will you choose to fight against him? The choice is yours.

3. Fred must win to overtake Carlton’s place in the top 8. Forget about building cool structures or mining for resources, the real competition on this server is between Fred and Carlton. Will Fred be able to dethrone Carlton and claim his spot in the top 8? Only time will tell.

4. Port must win to secure a home final. What is a home final, you ask? No one knows, but Port is determined to win it at all costs. Will you join their team and help them secure victory, or will you choose to stand in their way and claim the title for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, drama, and hilarity that awaits you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Race4Aesthetic

Aesthetic, asian, beauty, Body, Brains, cultural appropriation, dance choreography, friendship, Identity, individual problems, Korean, Kpop, online friend, poc, Race, Race4Aesthetic, ranting, Screen SHaring, Stereotypes, US, weird

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all races and cultures, even if you just want to be Asian for the aesthetics! Join us for a wild ride filled with Kpop dance parties and discussions about the beauty, brains, and body of different races. Who knows, you might even have a silent 30-minute argument with your friend about race and aesthetics before bonding over something else. So come on, join us and let’s all be aesthetic together in this crazy Minecraft world!

GriefCraft: Oops, Wrong Portal!

bereavement, comforting a friend, comforting words, Condolences, coping with grief, dealing with loss, Emotional support, expressing condolences, grief support, GriefCraft, grieving parent, Grieving Process, healing after loss, inappropriate remarks, insensitive comments, loss of a child, mourning parent, Oops, Portal, supporting a grieving parent, Sympathy, words of comfort, words of empathy, wrong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8425	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so awesome that even griefing parents can’t resist joining in on the fun! We have griefing competitions where the goal is to make the most outrageous and over-the-top builds to impress our resident griefing parents. Trust us, you’ve never seen griefing like this before!

But that’s not all – we also have special events where griefing parents can show off their best “worst” jokes and insults to win epic prizes. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as insane as it is hilarious, look no further! Join us today and let the madness begin!

ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!