english thinking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Star Shards Collected:	230
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	137
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Towns Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Potions Brewed:	155	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Star Shards Collected:	165

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Villages Defended:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Crops Grown:	6459
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
New Chunks Explored:	354074	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Buildings Constructed:	47	Crops Grown:	1048
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Love Letters Sent:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

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Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4503
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

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