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LoliCraft Minecraft Server

(subculture), Anime, art, Community, controversial, cute, discussion, FANTASY, fetish, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server, taboo, tags, Thread, underage, Western, Western loli

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and mosey on down to our wild Western loli thread Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, we’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more horses than a Kentucky Derby, and more bandits than a spaghetti Western movie marathon!

But that ain’t all, folks! Our saloon is stocked with the finest root beer this side of the Mississippi, our sheriff is a sharpshooter with a heart of gold, and our town square is always jumpin’ with square dances and shootouts (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

So grab your cowboy hat, strap on your six-shooter, and ride on over to our Western loli thread Minecraft server for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Just watch out for them pesky varmints and keep an eye out for them tumbleweeds – they’re always up to no good!

PainCraft Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, determination, emotional pain, Endurance, give up, Hardship, Life, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, Pain, PainCraft, perseverance, resilience, self-care, Server, Struggle, Suffering, Support, waking up, work

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of waking up in pain every morning? Do you dread going to work because it’s just another form of pain? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, pain is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where pain is replaced with endless laughter and joy.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the most epic dance parties every night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary diamond sheep, who poops out diamonds instead of wool. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to pain forever!

MommaBear’s Minecraft Babysitting Service

Abandoned, Babysitting, biological mother, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family loyalty, family reconciliation, ignored, Minecraft, MommaBears, parental abandonment, parental relationships, past trauma, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, Respect, service

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Enchantments Applied:	52	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	2872
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your biological mother showing up unannounced and trying to guilt trip you into babysitting her kids. Instead, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and battle dangerous mobs.

Forget about awkward family reunions and endless arguments – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life AITA situations behind!

DadSpermDonor420

anger, Apology, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, coping with loss, DadSpermDonor420, emotional outburst, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, milestone celebration, mourning, Parent-child relationship, reconciliation, self reliance, sibling loss, texting while driving

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, heartbreak, and unexpected twists!

Imagine logging in to find out your in-game dad has a tragic backstory involving two lost siblings. But wait, there’s more – he caused their demise by texting and driving in Minecraft! Will you be able to forgive him and rebuild your virtual family?

Celebrate your in-game birthday with a party that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. Will your dad show up, or will he be too busy mourning his pixelated children? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your in-game relationships.

Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a therapist when you have virtual family drama to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through the ups and downs of a dysfunctional Minecraft family – it’s a party you won’t forget!

Pixelverse Minecraft Server

Alternate Reality, Avatar, dc comics, Disney, Doctor Who, FANTASY, fictional universe, game of thrones, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, lord of the rings, Marvel, Minecraft, Narnia, Percy Jackson, Pixelverse, Sci Fi, Server, Star trek, Star Wars, Supernatural, the matrix, Twilight

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	45	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7011
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Do you dream of living in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are plentiful, and creepers are your only real enemy? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and experience a world where you can build your dream castle, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have a pet unicorn that poops rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can battle zombie villagers in a dance-off for epic loot.

So why wait? Join our server today and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Bedtime Wizards

bedtime, wizards

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of waiting for everyone to go to sleep on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, everyone falls asleep as soon as they hit the bed! It’s like magic, but without the creepy witches and potions. Join us and experience the wonders of instant sleep in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs counting sheep when you can just count the pixels on your screen as you drift off into dreamland? So come join us and get your ZZZs in record time!

Hezbollah vs. Gaza Minecraft Server

Army, Combat, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Gaza resolution, general, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military preparedness, Minecraft, northern offensive, regional tension, SECURITY, Server, strategy, terrorist organization, threat

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Our Minecraft server is like a war zone, but with creepers instead of actual bombs! Join us as we prepare for a northern offensive against the evil forces of Herobrine and his army of zombie pigmen. Our fearless general is ready to lead us to victory, but first, we gotta deal with those pesky skeletons in Gaza. So grab your pickaxes and swords, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss on the battlefield of blocks! Join now for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a chance to ride a llama into battle. Let’s do this, gamers!

DeportCraft: ChancellorScholz

Chancellor Scholz, ChancellorScholz, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation regulations, deportations, DeportCraft, foreign affairs, germany, government policy, high-risk countries, homeland security, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, Legal System, political decisions, Public Safety, serious criminals

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it. we got pigs flying, literally. and the cows have, like, laser eyes that shoot out diamonds. it’s wild, i tell ya.

if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, collecting all the rarest items in the game. plus, our community is, like, super chill and friendly. we all just hang out and have a good time, no drama or anything.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s true. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s, like, super exclusive.

so, come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CalcCraft: Math & Buttons

algebra, Buttons.., CalcCraft, Calculator, calculator buttons, calculator functions, Calculus, education, Geometry, learning, Math, math buttons, math calculator, math functions, math learning, math study, Mathematics, School, studying, Trigonometry, weird buttons

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	234
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

join dis server if u wanna learn math while playin minecraft. we got calculators in da game so u can add up all dem blocks u mine. plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in algebra equations. solve em right and he’ll give u diamonds. solve em wrong and he’ll turn u into a chicken. it’s a wild ride of numbers and blocks, so come on in and get ur math on!

CraftyKidzADHD-FreeZone

adhd, Adults, Behavior, CraftyKidzADHDFreeZone, Diagnosis, Identifying, misattributing, older classmates, parents, raising concerns, relative immaturity, school year, Symptoms, teachers, younger children

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

so like, imagine this server where all the players have ADHD but it’s like, totally cool because the whole world is built for maximum chaos and fun! you’ll never be bored because everything is always changing and moving super fast, just like our brains!

join us if you’re tired of boring, slow servers where you have to follow the rules all the time. here, we embrace the chaos and let our ADHD flag fly high! you’ll never know what’s going to happen next, but that’s what makes it so exciting!

come join us and let your inner ADHD shine in this wild and wacky world where anything is possible. who needs rules when you have fun, right? let’s go on this crazy adventure together and see where our ADHD brains take us!