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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1767 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5320 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!
So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!
