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English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

BIAS, Coaching, Competition, Decision making, English, English players, football, hold back, Holding, love, loyalty, mindset, Minecraft, national pride, Passion, Performance, player preference, Players, skill, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, talent, team selection

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

CraftyConspiracy: RealMadrid vs EnglishPlayers

Conspiracy, Cook, CraftyConspiracy, English players, EnglishPlayers, Evidence, football, Ham, investigation, real madrid, realmadrid, Soccer, speculation, sports, suspicious, theory, Theorycrafting, update

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9562	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft server where we uncover the wild conspiracy between Real Madrid and English players whose names end with “Ham”! Join us as we dig deep into the madness and try to unravel the secrets behind this bizarre collaboration.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny?

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary chef who will teach you how to cook up some delicious virtual meals while we uncover the truth behind this strange alliance. So come on in and let’s get cooking – both in the game and in the conspiracy theories!

BlockyBody Minecraft Server

beauty standards, BlockyBody, body acceptance, body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Insecurities, Minecraft, Personal experiences, physical appearance, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Server, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a boring body? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the weird and wacky bodies out there! Join us and show off your unique features like having four arms, a tail, or even glowing eyes! Don’t be a square, be a polygon on our server!

CosmicCuriosities

astonishing revelations, bizarre facts, bizarre phenomena, cosmic mysteries, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicCuriosities, enigmatic universe, extraordinary revelations, mind-blowing discoveries, mind-boggling facts, mysterious universe, Oddities, peculiar facts, peculiar occurrences, peculiarities, strange facts, strange occurrences, strange phenomena, Universe, unusual phenomena, world

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! Join us and explore the craziest, most mind-blowing facts about the world and universe while building epic creations with your fellow players.

Did you know that on our server, you can ride a space llama to the moon and back? Or that you can battle alien mobs in a quest for intergalactic domination? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft? Come join us and let your imagination run wild…literally!

AutoPilotCraft

advancement, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, autonomous vehicles, AutoPilotCraft, CHANGE, convenience, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Future, futuristic, innovation, machine learning, progress, revolution, Safety, self driving cars, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
New Chunks Explored:	409198	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	4344	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our minecraft server where cars drive themselves and humans are just along for the ride! forget about boring old manual driving, let the cars take the wheel and show you a wild time!

we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers! you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next!

rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. can you find it and join in on the fun?

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. but be careful, because the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft world you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

BarkTech: Canine Communication Decode

ai, Animal Behavior, Animals, Artificial Intelligence, barks, BarkTech, canine, Communication, decode, Decoding, dog vocalizations, human speech, innovation, machine learning, models, Nuances, pet owners, Pets, research, speech processing, Technology, Understanding, vocal patterns

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, liek, imagine u join this minecraft server, rite? and u can, like, talk to dogs in the game! using some crazy AI stuff, we can, like, decode dog vocalizations and understand what they’re barkin’ about.

u can have full-on convos with ur minecraft doggy pals, and they can tell u where the best loot is or warn u about creepers sneakin’ up on u. it’s, like, a whole new level of communication in the game!

plus, imagine the fun of hearing a dog bark out “diamonds over here!” or “watch out for that lava, dude!” it’s, like, havin’ a furry little sidekick in the game. so come join us on this wild minecraft server and start chattin’ it up with the doggos!

The MyZia SMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

What We Offer: Simple vanilla-inspired gameplay. Monthly events. (Win cash prizes!) Player run towns and businesses. No set currency or digital currency. Fantastic trading community .4+ Years Long term world. (No resets) Hermit-Craft-like trust system. Ledger Database (Roll back grief) Unique builds and projects. No-limits world for your creativity. A semi-roleplay aspect. A growing, welcoming community.

the.myzia.network

The city of Ardei

#youtube, Ardei, Discord, Earth, live streams, Minecraft, PvP, Romania, Server, Survival, XD Andrei

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	2490
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

The best survival server in Romania. Owner: XD Andrei Weekly live streams on the server, look for XD Andrei on youtube For more details and stores, enter the discord server.

orasul-ardei.hythost.com:25576

DeepSea Junior High School

Assistance, Auction, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, DeepSea, Discord, Dungeons, Experience, free, gameplay, Immersive, junior high school, Kingdoms, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, ONLINE, RPG, Server, Shops, Slimefun, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3924	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7069
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Welcome to **DeepSea SMP**! Dive into an immersive survival RPG experience like no other. Our server combines classic survival gameplay with exciting RPG elements to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s what you can expect:

– **McMMO**: Level up your skills and become a master in various disciplines.– **Dungeons**: Embark on thrilling dungeon adventures with friends or solo.– **Custom Enchants**: Discover and equip powerful enchantments to enhance your gear.– **SlimeFun**: Explore unique items and machinery to expand your gameplay possibilities.– **Kingdoms**: Build and manage your own kingdom, forging alliances or rivalries with others.

Our dedicated and always-online staff team is here to ensure you have the best experience possible, providing assistance and keeping the server running smoothly.

Join us today at **play.deepseamc.online** and connect with our community on Discord: [Discord Link].

Dive deep, survive, and thrive on DeepSea SMP!

play.deepseamc.online

Spectre SMP: The Vanilla Beans, where even the creepers have class!

Active, Beans, Builders, Class, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Grinding, Interactive, Longevity, Mods, Performance, PvP, REDSTONERS, Season, smp, Spectre, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6658	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8327	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Spectre SMP Overview

Type	Vanilla 1.21 SMP
Community	Collaborative and friendly
Focus	Longevity and community-driven projects
Economy	Diamond-based with a focus on generosity
Server Location	Europe

FAQs

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!
A fresh ‘season’ and 1.21 world with lots of potential!

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
Image2Map
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server

#endorsement, Blow Job Queen, BlowJobQueens, controversial, controversy, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful comment, funny, humor, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, kamala, lmao, Minecraft, obama, Politics, presidential race, public figure, scandal, Server, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).

Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!

Altcoin, Bitcoin, Blockchain, brand new, changes, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, Elites, entitled, ETF, ETH, ethereum, EthWTF, finance, Flop, Interest, narratives, Performance, ROADMAP, sisters, smp, underperforming, WTF

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3365	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).

Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.

Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).