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Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, #gamer, 2000s revival, Aesthetics, Ascetic, cultural impact, culture, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming nostalgia, gaming settings, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia baiting, nostalgia in media, opinion, opinion piece, Retro, Revival, smp, trend, vintage

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

BootyBlock Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, BootyBlock, Boundaries, butt, Communication, consent, consent violation, disagreement, discomfort, INTIMATE, Minecraft, NSFW, partner, personal space, physical boundaries, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted touching, VIOLATION

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

autism, baby shower, Category 5, Driving, emergency, emotional response, evacuation, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Hurricane, hurricane aftermath, hurricane impact, HurricaneBabyShowerDrama, long drive, pregnant sister, reschedule, sisterly conflict, Support, traffic, truck stop

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

Peace, Prize, TokyoTNT, WINNERS

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

No Water Temple, Just Waves

Action-Adventure, Adventure, Exploration, FANTASY, gamecube, ganondorf, Hero, Hyrule, Link, Nintendo, Ocean, puzzle solving, Quest, sailing, Temple, triforce, video game, Water, water temple, Waves, Wind Waker, Zelda game

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zombie Dances:	9

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

500k subs, achievement, celebration, congratulations, Content Creator, Dedication, Epic, hard work, influencer, inspiration, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, mococo, Mococos, Online Community, positive message, Role Model, Server, social media, subscriber count, success, Support, YouTuber

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

Should i get a lincoln town car and cruise high schools picking… Minecraft SMP

CAR, car cruising, car enthusiasts, classic car, classic car cruising, cruise, Cruising, cruising for chicks, cruising for dates, cruising for fun, HIGH, high school cruising, high school cruising adventures, high school girls, high school memories, high schools, lincoln, Lincoln Town Car, luxury car, Minecraft, Picking, picking up chicks, Picking up girls, picking up teenagers, picking up women, SCHOOLs, smp, TOWN, vintage car

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9445	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!

InLawCraft: Chill or No Deal

alterations, baking, baking together, Boundaries, Chill, Communication, compromise, Deal, Expectations, family, Favors, Hemming, InLawCraft, inlaws, learning, quality time, relationships, Resentment, self-sufficiency, Sewing, teaching, thrifting, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2037	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of being the family seamstress and baker without any appreciation? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless requests for hemming dresses and baking cupcakes! On our server, you can build your own virtual sewing machine and bakery, where your in-laws will have to pay you in diamonds to get their alterations and treats. No more free labor for them – make them work for it by mining for resources and fighting off creepers in exchange for your services. Show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft and never feel like the family doormat again! Join now and unleash your inner crafting queen!

HateTaterTotz

culinary dislikes, culinary tastes, dietary preferences, DISLIKES, food aversions, food choices, food critiques, food dislikes, food opinions, food preferences, HateTaterTotz, picky eater, taste buds, taste preferences, unpopular cuisine, unpopular dishes, unpopular flavors, unpopular food, unpopular opinions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of being judged for not liking pineapple on pizza? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no pineapple on pizza” policy! Join us and build your own pizza paradise without any judgment from pineapple lovers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping bacon and granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter the Baconator?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of the llama dance party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where pineapple on pizza is a crime and llamas know how to boogie!

Magical Madness SMP! Free Modpack! Create Content and Chaos! No Adults Allowed! Boldly Silly Survival Adventure!

active members, ad astra, Adults, Adventure, advertising, Allowed, Biome mods, Boldly, building mods, Chaos, Community, concepts, CONTENT, Create, discord server, exploration mods, free, java edition, Lore, madness, MAGICAL, Mine Cells, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, New Content Mods, Origins, Other, Performance Mods, rules, silly, smp, Story, Survival, tubular, Waystones

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	‘Sup Bitch!
Version	1.20.1 Minecraft Java Edition
Mods	Origins (+ Extras!) Create (+ MORE Extras, including Estrogen!) Ad Astra (incl. Star Wars planets) Mine Cells Waystones Building Mods (Chipped, Handcrafted, Accurate Block Placement, etc.) Biome Mods (Biomes We’ve Gone, Terrestria, Terralith, Cinderscapes, etc.) Exploration Mods (Better Nether, Better End, Deeper and Darker, Promenade, etc.)
Discord Server Link	https://discord.gg/JMWwxZJYJR
Rules	Don’t be a freak. (Comprehensive rules available in Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?	The server has Origins, Create, Ad Astra, Mine Cells, Waystones, and many more.
Is the server lore-focused?	Yes, the server has a detailed lore with characters and a planned narrative.
How can I join the server?	You can join through the Discord server link provided.
Are there any specific rules I should follow?	The main rule is “Don’t be a freak”, with comprehensive rules available in Discord.