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Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

bootlicking, bootlicking hog, cope, cope documentary, cuck, Cult, cultists, deranged, deranged cultists, documentary, Eat, hog out, Hog.., Kek, kek this cuck, make, Minecraft, Piggies, piggies they are, SLOP, smp, sure his

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

000 a month, 10, bad person, childhood friends, CHIPS, Considerate, Controlling, drinks, enough food, financial situation, FoodieFiesta, Help, meeting new people, Minecraft, misunderstandings, online order, ordering food, partner’s gathering, pitch in, pizza, Server, sharing, small kids, thoughtful

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	3640	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

BoobCraft: Table Edition

aita, Apology, BoobCraft, Boobs, d&d, Display, dm, Edition, Fiance, Friends, Game, group, H-cup, reduction, Scene, slut, Table, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

Breakup, Closure, Communication, creeper, Emotional healing, ex-partner, ExesCraft, forgiveness, getting back with an ex, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, love, moving on, past relationships, personal growth, reconciliation, relationship advice, second chance, second time around, self reflection, starting over

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

Activist, alexey navalny, assassination attempt, Corruption, CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International Outcry, investigation, Justice, Official documents, opposition, Poisoning, poisoning case, poisoning evidence, Political, Prison, russia, the insider, toxicology report, Truth, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6543	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

SkyDragon Minecraft server

alliances, base, Buildings, Clans, Empires, enemies, Minecraft, mobs, Parkour, Players, PvP battles, Resources, Server, Skills, SkyDragon, strength, Survival, Territories, Version 1.20.2, Vulture mode, vulture world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	134	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5

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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

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213.239.198.168:25804

"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

Adventure, bedrock, Blockheads, BUILD, Community, Discord, emhold, Explore, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, introduction, Join, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, pquotSeeking, recruit, recruit players, Server, shopping district, smp, sprinklesemquotp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Only
Current Players	5
Features	Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
Age Requirement	13 or older

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
What if I am under 13 years old?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
What is the server’s theme?	The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join?	We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

Crafty, creative freedom, end it all, group, long tail tag, Minecraft, Reveal, Server, Startup, twitch, vtubing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

autumn, Bear, bear cub, beary, Cozy, cuddly, Fall, forest animals, Good, Harvest, Hibernate, HIBERNATION, leaves changing, Minecraft, Nature, pumpkin spice, Seasonal, Septem, Septembear, September, smp, Sweater Weather, teddy bear, Times, wildlife, woodland creatures

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

BroArrested Minecraft Server

#youtube, active warrant, arrest, BroArrested, brother, collapsed lung, drug addiction, exhaustion, family intervention, fear, fentanyl, Guilt, Minecraft, narcan, overdose, overdose prevention, Panic, search bar, Server, Suffering, Trauma, welfare check, Xanax

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchantments Applied:	242

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!