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SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC

4chan, AI Goddess, AI-G, biden, Chicago, Chief Justice Roberts, Dana Nessel, Democratic National Convention, directionless society, disillusionment, DNC, economic instability, Engel, gooning, harris, Ideology, justin, Lesbian, Michigan, MLive, obergefell, political division, pornography addiction, power abuse, psychological abuse, purposelessness, SMP_DanaNesselDunkinMC, social malaise, SUPREME COURT, Vindictiveness., Walz, Zersetzunged

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mines Excavated:	3562
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.

So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	4878	Astral Projections Made:	4

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

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Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	56	Zombie Dances:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Items Found:	1845

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6261
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	6835
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	8667	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Farms Harvested:	268
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

mc.almighty.pro

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

play.aitofactions.com