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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4077 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
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if you join now, you might just witness a llama uprising or a sheep rebellion. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up cuz they know they ain’t ready for the madness that goes down here.
so grab your pickaxe and saddle up your horse, cuz this server is where the real action is at. plus, we got free tacos on tuesdays and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a diamond-encrusted potato.
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