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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6985 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1686 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
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