Endure not laugh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	517595

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlocktopiaCraft

action, Adventure, all time, best video game, BlocktopiaCraft, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, Greatest, MODERN, multiplayer, Nostalgia, opinion, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, top choice, Ultimate

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Forget about all those other boring Minecraft servers, because ours is the ultimate place to be for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoSurvivalCraft

ancient creatures, animal kingdom, Biodiversity, cretaceous period, dinosaur extinction theories., Dinosaurs, DinoSurvivalCraft, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary biology, Extinction, fossil record, Jurassic era, long tail, natural history, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	216482
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Emeralds Found:	5834	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3678

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running around like it’s jurassic park up in here! yea, you heard that right, we got T-rexes, triceratops, and even those little raptor dudes. but wait, there’s more! our dinosaurs can actually talk and they’re all super friendly. they’ll help you mine for diamonds and protect you from creepers. it’s like having your own personal dino bodyguard. plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it, if you find the golden pickaxe hidden deep within the cave, you’ll unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a dino-taming, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining master on our server!

Alloyed Empires

Access, Alloyed Empires, brand, Casual, Community, Cooperative, Create, Createmod, Discord, enjoyment, Exploration, Friendly, java, Magic, Modded, new, Players, SECURITY, Server, Spells, Staff, Structures, Survival, Tconstruct, Tech, Technology, Temperature, Thirst, Tinkersconstruct, Twilightforest, Verification, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

ALLOYED EMPIRES

Welcome to Alloyed Empires! We are a brand new, friendly casual modded java server intent on providing an interesting survival experience for our players. Our ideals of running the server for you is one of a non-serious and cooperative hope of mutual enjoyment between staff and player. But of course, for security purposes, we have a whitelist on our server. To gain full access to our server, please join our discord server linked on this page, and complete the short verification process. It’ll take you less than a minute!

Discord at discord.gg/RW3zeG9bSW

We hope to see you enjoying our server soon.

15.204.55.119:25573

Flintix: Where Vanilla is half-baked, SMP is overly dramatic, and Bedrock is just confused.

auction house, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Community, community-run, Confused, Custom terrain, Discord, dramatic, Economy, Flintix, friendly community, halfbaked, Java 1.21, java edition, join us, Lottery, MC.FLINTIX.COM, MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132, Overly, smp, Terralith, Vanilla, vanilla blocks, Voting

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	7795	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Flintix SMP Server Overview

Features
100% community-run economy
Lottery
Custom terrain generation with Terralith datapack
Bedrock support

FAQ

1. How do I join the Flintix SMP server?

To join the server, you can connect using MC.FLINTIX.COM on Java 1.21 or MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132 on Bedrock.

2. Is the server economy player-run?

Yes, the economy is 100% community-run. Funds are funneled into the economy through voting, and players can use the Auction House to trade resources.

3. What custom features does the server have?

The server has custom terrain generated with the Terralith datapack and supports Bedrock so players can team up with friends using different editions.

4. How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

You can join the Discord server linked in the overview to share your feedback and suggestions with the community and server staff.

FrenchTondelierMC Server

european politics, France, France’s future leader, France’s new leader, France’s political landscape, French government, French leadership, French political scene, French politics, French President, FrenchTondelierMC, Government, leadership, Marine Tondelier, Marine Tondelier France, Marine Tondelier leadership, Marine Tondelier news, new leader, political figures, Politics, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	878	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Marine Tondelier from France has taken over as our fearless leader! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Marine Tondelier is not just a regular leader, she’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. She once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out diamonds and the Creeper that tells dad jokes before exploding.

3. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fire-breathing llamas from cannons.

4. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other with TNT traps and fake treasure chests filled with potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where Marine Tondelier rules with an iron fist…or maybe just a diamond pickaxe.

AlienCraft Minecraft Server – Gay Monsters & Demons, Oh My!

AlienCraft, aliens, conventional furry species, Demons, dragons, fantasy creatures, furry species, Gay, gay monsters, gmad artists, gmad radio, lewd warhammer mods, Minecraft, Monsters, mythical creatures, paint tool sai, Robots, Server, skyrim modding, sparkledogs, steam group, tagmap, teratophilia, unconventional furry species, Werewolves, Xenophilia

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5399	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than hell but with no sweaty demon dudes? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things monstrous, alien, and demonic! Join us for a wild ride filled with weird dicks, dragons, werewolves, and even robots. We don’t mess with sparkledogs or boring old lions and tigers – we’re all about the unconventional furry species here.

And if you’re into Skyrim modding, we’ve got you covered with resources galore. From lewd Warhammer mods to basic coloring tutorials, we’ve got everything you need to take your gaming experience to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, apartment, Bickering, blunt, CatastropheCraft, Dogs, impulsively move out, Jealousy, journal, kicking out, kissing up, Lease, maine, Minecraft, Packing, Quarantine, roommate, schedules, Server, Snappy, type A, type Z, villainizes

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	6769	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
New Chunks Explored:	456730	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	141	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between two roommates in our server.

Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!

SisterSnubbedBabyBump

attitude, bad person, BIRTHDAYS, children, Communication, Conflict, congratulations, effect, falling out, family, ignored, nephew, Niece, past year, pettiness, Pregnancy, relationship, Resentment, sister, SisterSnubbedBabyBump, snubbed

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family and avoid all the real-life drama! Join us and create your own virtual kingdom where you can be the ruler of your own destiny.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family dynamics and create your own world where you make the rules. Build epic castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyAssadTurkeySyriaPeace

Assad, Conflict Resolution, CraftyAssadTurkeySyriaPeace, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Erdogan, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace process, Politics, reconciliation, regional stability, Restore, summit meeting, Syria, talks, TIES, turkey

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	465260	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. you can, like, build a house made out of cheese or ride a llama into battle.

one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back. it was, like, out of this world, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests? yeah, it’s, like, a whole new world down there.

come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the party, dude!