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Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server
So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.
but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.
oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.
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CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun
come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!! -
He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!
Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!
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Trump’s Block Party
Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness -
Taylor Swift’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a candy cane forest. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous unicorns that like to prank unsuspecting players by turning them into giant blocks of cheese.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of normal piggy treats. And if you’re lucky enough to find the secret portal, you might just stumble upon a hidden disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a pundit, in which case you might want to steer clear because things are about to get even more hysterical around here!
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EmpowermentCraft: RiseAboveSexism
come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical powers that can turn you into a powerful warrior! we have discovered that by playing on our server, women who feel powerless in real life can gain strength and confidence by defeating dragons and building amazing structures! our study shows that by embracing the power of minecraft, women can overcome feeling powerless and become the ultimate warriors in the virtual world! join us now and unleash your inner goddess on our server! -
TrumpCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where even the NPCs have political opinions! This server is so crazy, you might even have visions of famous politicians like Trump telling you to join. Who needs regular gameplay when you can have political prophecies instead? Come join us and see what other outrageous things await you in this wacky world!