Endogenous Testosterone Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ores Mined:	4377
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!

BoomerCraft

ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

Blasts, Conflict Resolution, crazycraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, european security, foreign policy, global affairs, government responses, international relations, Limits, military actions, military intervention, Minecraft, NATO summit, peace talks, political tensions, russia, Server, strikes, Ukraine, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6834	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	8572
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Emeralds Found:	8634	Vanishing Items Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we blast crazy limits like zelensky at nato summit! we dont hold back on strikes inside russia or anywhere else! come build, mine, and battle with us in a world where anything goes! who needs rules when you have explosions and chaos?! join now and be part of the madness!

BlueCheckBadEU

+x, bad, Blue checks, BlueCheckBadEU, EU, long tail tags, now..

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6629
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz we got BLUE CHECKS on X! and guess what? EU says they’re BAD now! so come join us and experience the chaos of blue checks gone wild! we got crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make u laugh till u pee your pants! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have a blast together!