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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9234 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 285379 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).