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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3203 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 7089 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4717 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
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Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.
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So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?
