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Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	4106
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Towns Built:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1067	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	New Chunks Explored:	318466
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build houses out of CREEPER BOMBS and ride PIGS into battle against evil SKELETONS. We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access by doing the MACARENA dance in front of a CHICKEN.

Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just watch out for those sneaky ENDERMEN, they’re always trying to steal our cookies.

NATOcraft: No Hungary Veto!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even NATO is getting involved? well, guess what, hunny, this server is the bomb dot com! we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and pvp that will make you pee your pants!

and get this, our server is so epic that even Stoltenberg himself said Hungary won’t veto NATO assistance to Ukraine just to join us! like, how insane is that?!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, you won’t regret it! #NATOsquad #minecraft4life #Stoltenbergapproved

PupperPixelPlayground

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2897	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE “DANG, THAT’S EXPLOSIVE!”

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!

NukeCraft: Powering Up Germany!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, imagine if Germany was, like, all about nuclear power instead of, like, renewable energy for the past 20 years. that would be, like, totally crazy, right? well, on this server, we take you to a parallel universe where that actually happened.

join us for a wild ride as we explore the consequences of this wacky decision. maybe there are mutant animals roaming the land, or maybe the whole world is powered by giant radioactive diamonds. who knows?

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and see what kind of nuclear-powered shenanigans we can get into together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!