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CraftyCraze

alternative lifestyle, anti-materialism, be happy, biblical figure, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCraze, critical thinking, doomsday prophecy, end of ownership, guys, Happiness, noah, noah’s ark, Nuh-uh, OWN NOTHING, radical beliefs, societal control, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, WECFAG

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8639	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Towns Built:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

DraftDodger Minecraft Server

9/11, annexation, AVOID, Candidate, Draft, DraftDodger, false flag, galvanize, IMMINENT, Israel, Issue, Manpower, military draft, Minecraft, neighbors, Population, regional war, Server, sign up, SOLVE, trump, Wins, young males

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible!

MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, criticism, dirty diapers, dirty dishes, dirty silverware, DISHES, final straw, house chores, late dad, Laundry, Minecraft, minimal house work, nanny job, NannyJobNoMore, Quitting, quitting on the spot, Server, sick days, stay at home mom, two weeks notice, unpaid time

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Votes:	8911
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

Commitment, compatibility, emotional impact, first love, hooking up, intimate connections, Life Changes, lifelong commitment, long-term relationships, love life, Marriage, marriage vows, Matchmaker, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationships, romantic partners, self reflection, Server, Significant Other, soulmates

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

RespectLostInOneSec

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal of friendship, Betrayal of Trust, breaking promises, deceitful, deceitful behavior, dishonest actions, dishonest conduct, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., lack of honesty, lack of integrity, lack of loyalty, lost respect, RespectLostInOneSec, untrustworthy, untrustworthy actions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

HummusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, fm, foreign relations, HummusCraft, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lebanese, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace process, peace talks, regional stability, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Votes:	1856	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

CraftyCommiesMC

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, finland, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global crisis, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiation, peace talks, phone call, russia, Ukraine, War, world politics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

age calculation, age comparison, age difference, ageless, aging, biological age, Birth, chronological age, Development, genetics, growth, health, Medical, newborn, premature aging, premature baby, premature birth, premature development, PrematureCraft, Science, Time, time of birth, Twins

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

alleviate, behavioural problems, cause, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, identified, Impaired, Implications, Mice, missing, MOTHERS, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, scientists, study, study in mice, Symptoms, Treatment, Wider

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	281	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!